The transistor, the two way switching device which makes up the "brains" of nearly electronic device used in our modern world, is arguably one of the most influential inventions of this century. Without the transistor we would not have the computers, microwaves, televsions, and radios which run our world. But the transistor is an outdated device. Invented decades ago, the transistor has shrunken in size, but has not changed at all in its mechinisms of functionality. We here at PinkoTek industries Ltd. are changing all that. In 1967 W.R. Elliot Briggs, owner of Briggs Shoe store, Briggs Wigs, Briggs Tomato Harvesting services, and many other fine establsihments, commissioned the famous scientists Larry and Herals Pinkerson to create a company which would later become the world leader in perpendicular processing technology. Here at PinkoTek, we produce a Giga-Directional Solid-State DiNitrous OxideDiNitrous OxideDiND based processing aparati which can be arranged in a Perpendicular processing array, allowing for limitless processing power. These very small devices are much like transistors, only they do not work in a binary fashion, like the transistors we know today. instead, each of these devices is capable of processing an unlimited amount of information at the exact same time. The only limiting factor for these devices is the heat they produce - because they are so small, and process so much data, they are suceptible to HLRF, or heat-loss reciprocity failure. therefor we require that data limiters are placed on each device, limiting their processing paths to 12x10^32 GigaBits. We solely manufacture the processing devices themselves- it is up to our clients to figure out how to cool the system, which produces a massive amount of heat energy. Presently, BitNet technology of the Christmass Islands is the only company who has been able to sucessfully impliment our system. By placing a type-1101 system (1.2 million G-D.S-S.DN.O devices in a perpendicular array) within abandoned mines in the Christmas Islands, bitNet was able to draw off the existing nitrous oxide supply in the tunnels to initiate the system (the sytem is self sufficient, running off it's own heat energy, but a massive burst of energy is required to start it up), and the tunnels sucessfully contained the heat, keeping the system from going into reciprocity failure. IBM, Motorolla, SUN, and Microsoft have all attempted to reach the levels of perpendicular processing PinkoTek has reached without sucess. There is only one area in the world, a small town called Bumblefuck, where Zarbonite can be found. We have a hold on the only Zarbonite mine in the world, and have enough of the substance to create more systems than the earth could possibly sustain. If you require more processing power than you think is currently available, think again. think Pinkotek.

©2K Pinkotek Industries Ltd. All rights reserved.