At 3:47 Bumblefuck Standard Time mayor Deko-Boko's brutally disfigured corpse was found lying peacefully in bed at it's 5th ave. residence. An assault rifle, 7 emply viles of sianide, 7 empty 5 guage shells, a pair of black leather gloves, and various bloody knives with the mayor's blood on them were found among misc. body parts formerly owned by the mayor's bloody, tattered, body. 7 bullet wounds were also found in the mayors frontal lobe. the corinor has determined that the mayor mayor died of natural causes in his sleep. The memorial service will be held at Big Edna's Tufo dungeon. All are encouraged to attend this open-casket service. We Mourn the death of this great leader.

A man was  found dead yesterday at the gazebo. If he was yours come to the bumblefuck lost and found to claim his body.

Famed romance novelist Francis Hardman dies of causes at a location. the famed  author wrote more steamy love novels than any other Bumblefuck resident. His works included, but are not limited to: Sahara Sex Sluts and the conquestidoors who saught their forbiden love caverns, The mystery of Fish, Sex Seeking Sweedish sailors who stop for no sluts but those of the Sahara, The story of slippery Sarah and her slimy, sultry, sexcapes: a love story,and, still on the Bumblefuck bestseller's list after 198 months: Samantha and Sally: The story of seven sexy superskanks and their steamy spanish studs who seek succulent slop. We all mourn the death of this great man. He will be inductud into the Bublefuck romance novelist hall of fame at 0400 hours.