FRANCO DEE

The famous Franco Dee was trampled to death earlier today. Bob found Mr. Dee's body near his henhut and immediately called Sheriff hoser. Sheriff Hoser suspected foul play on the parts of the chickens and booked them in the local jail. Mr. Dee's remains were air-lifted to Bob's Pretty Good Cemetary. The town showed their respect for Mr. Dee by giving his wife new chickens.

BILLIUM GOOGLES

Later today, after the arrest of his young son, Mr. Googles took his car to Bob's Pretty good Tavern. After drinking 7 bottles of rum and a sip of Mr. Bogart's shnops, he claimed to be superman, grabbed buitifull Donna Lee and sprinted out of the bar. Rumor has it that Mr. Googles proceeded to run to a tall building and leap off, while holding Ms. Lee in his arms. They were not hurt. After this incident Mr. Goodles proceeded to return to the bar and yell, "Superman Lives!". The bartender hen claimed to have cryptonite and Mr. Googles had a heart attack.