pencil

only 3 uses

eraser intact

call 4

Inflatable love sheep

Pleasure for hours

still for sale

starting to deflate

call 1-900-HOT-SHEEP

Calculator

adds, subtracts

multiplies, divides

No = buton

Screen partially functional

900 rupels

Noose

Nice design

Quick Death

slightly used

call Bob's prety good nooses

Producer

Fill place of Franco Dee

no experience required

call today!

homing pigeon trainer

no skill needed

good pay start now

call 1-800-pigeon

Zoo Keeper

Watch animals at Bumblefuck zoo

high pay

nice clothes

call 1-800-ZOO

Creamed Corn Farmer

call

Horse

runs crappy

needs lots of work

previoluly owned by

IRA. has no roof

no brakes, engine,

or seats

call NOW! 123-4567

Triycle

No seat

Great for the Li'l ones

2 wheels

No brakes

call

bob's pretty good vehicles

CONDOR

last one, limited time only

rumor has it he's dead

555-1212

sheep

great companion

keeps you warm on those lonely nights

call 611-42

parrot

Great vocabulary

Can say"Pass the alkaseltzer"

Call now

Sloth for sale

Real quick

Nice Tags

Call Bob's pretty good animal kidnappers

YOUR NAME

COULD BE HERE

FOR ONLY 12

RUPELS PER HOUR