"the martians are here and they're gonna kill us all!"

"i love you ezekial!"

DISSASOCIATED PRESS

    2 people left their hay factories in distress! when they got word from the local hoser that 12 space monks had arrived in the hen hut. The entire population of hen hut was evacuated safely out of harm's way.

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Bowlers on strike

YOUR NAME HERE

    The Bumblefuck bowling squadron announced yesterday that all bowling will be suspended until further instructions come from the headquarter's. Mayor Deko-Boko says "Although bowlers are our number one export this strike shouldn't effect our town mental health. There is no need for widespead panic."

fair hits gazebo! hard.

SUBMITTED ANONYMOUSLY

    Bob's pretty good fair co. arrived at the bumblefuck gazebo. They set up their attractions on the eastside. rumor has it that the gazebo broke under the immense weight of the fair.

Table O' Content

STAFF WRITER

    Zelda zipplegog requested ezekial's hand in marriage. ezekial responded by saying "pull my finger". They will be wed at Big Edna's Tofu dungeon next thursday.

riots break out at the HQ

LORAX III

    The Bumblefuck bowling squadron arrived at the HQ at O' Dark thirty (past curfew) and found an angry mob awaiting them. The BBS was beaten to a bloody pulp and the whereabouts of their shoes is unknown.

creamed corn shortage!!!!

JOHN C. SCAT

    during the BBS riots large quantities of creamed corn were looted from various creamed corn venues. the mayor has sent a distress call by way of homing pigeon. rumor has it that town b has an excess supply of creamed corn and a single mule to transport.

foul play

UNRELIABLE SOURCE

    on tuesday three juvinile pranksters caused mrs. butterworth's famed chocolate chip cookies to spontaneously combust. rumor has it that mrs. butterworth's butter was replaced with C-4.

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