broken television

free to good home

call 911-575

Inflatable love sheep

Pleasure for hours

call 1-900-HOT-SHEEP

New computer

9 gig monitor 2 ram

15 button mouse

5 meg board

call 213-4646

Used Orasmatron.

for the estate of

Mr. Winston

runs great!

call Bob

Male exotic dancers

late night shows

no experience required

call today!

brain surgeon

no skill needed

good pay start now

call 333-3331

Aeronautics engineer

no experience required

high pay

free cracker-jacks

call 1-800-AERONOTICS

lion tamer

good wages!

must be brave

call 1-800-circus

AMC gremelin

runs crappy

needs lots of work

previoluly owned by

IRA. has no roof

no brakes, engine,

or seats

call NOW! 123-4567

Two horses*

Beutiful mane

need some brushing

no hoof

half a tail

one has a head.

call

bob's pretty good horses

*rumor has it they're

dead

FISH

555-1212

PIG

great companion/

great bacon

call 611-42

Rabid dog!

616-00000

dead skunk

smells greeat!

hit-n-run

765-4321

YOUR NAME

COULD BE HERE

FOR ONLY 12

RUPELS PER HOUR